No tea, no freshly drawn baths. Unacceptable. Unacceptable.
Surely there is one or two who serve such pressing domestic needs? Surely not all of you are completely useless?
How the privileged must suffer here, to dwell amongst such filth and disrepair -
and yet you are still absent. Have you not always followed your master -
Now then, we move on to the next matter, one that is of most importance
If anyone has seen this little bird
fluttering around, I should like to know of it. After all, isn't he just soft, cute, and in need of dire attention? ♥
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